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Joke of the Day

"Why did the Stormtrooper buy an iPhone? Because he couldn't find the Droid he was looking for."

"For some of us the internet should have probably been the best man at our wedding if we were being honest."

"What would you do with $1 Million? I would buy a new butt, mine has a hole in it."

"My wife sent me to a self-assertion course."

"A Muslim suicide bomber joins Reddit **Edit: Wow, this blew up!"

"What's the difference between Indiana and Reddit? In Reddit, you get served no matter who you are."

"What did the Jewish pedophile say? ""Hey kid, wanna buy some candy?"""

"""Superman gets morning steel. That's hot."" Filed under things I think about while having my coffee."

"I'm not a mechanic so I don't know why, but my car seems to make a screaming noise whenever I run over people."

"I need to go Wal-Mart but I don't wear pajamas, I'm not a NASCAR fan and I'm not fat. This is what I call a conundrum."