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Joke of the Day

"Have you guys seen the Petrified Forrest? Those trees are scared!"

"Q: What do you say to a twenty ton dinosaur with headphones on? A: Anything you want. He can't hear you."

"One guy trained how to kiss using kiwi So he wasn't confused by neat mustache that Mary had."

"It might be just me but CSI seems a little like Scooby Doo for old people."

"The bottle said to apply liberally So I bitched and complained the whole time I used it."

"Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar... ...and he doesn't."

"How do you make a double bass sound in tune? Chop it up an turn it into a xylophone"

"I've noticed you keep tiny pictures of family members in your wallet. Nice, I didn't know you played. I'm looking to trade my Nana card."

"Hey, is your computer running? Well, you better go catch it!"

"Why was the restaurant called ""Out of this World""? Because it was full of Unidentified Frying Objects."