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Joke of the Day
"I robbed a cookery shop last night... to make it big you've got to take some whisks."
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"I'm a puzzle wrapped in an enigma hidden inside a set of Russian Nesting Dolls, so deep, so profound that - what? Yes, I'll have fries."
"Weed strin humor At the dispensary there is a strain called Aldous Huxley. If you smoke it with your wife she becomes sterile. #LegalWeedJokes"
"I'm dying, call me an Ambulance. Dad: Okay Dying, you're an ambulance."
"When is a door not a door? When it's ajar. (oldie but goodie)"
"If I asked you if you were dumb, would the answer to that question be the same as the answer to this question?"
"The constipated mathematician What does a mathematician do when she is constipated? Works it out with a pencil."
"My room is getting so messy ...that F.C. Barcelona is trying to recruit it"
"Why did the H blow itself up? Because the Jihad."
"If I got $1 every time someone called me a racist... Black people would rob me"