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Joke of the Day

"An atheist, a crossfitter, a vegan and a vaper all walk into a bar I know because they all let me know 12 times in our 3 minute conversation"

"Why did the turkey cross the road ? To prove he wasn't chicken"

"I am not sure if I need to get beat up, broke as hell and drive a P.O.S car to get a hot girlfriend. Because that's all I see, ugly is the new hot!"

"Spent 15 damn minutes looking for my phone in the car last night while using my phone as a light, yup that high.."

"When is an aardvark jumpy? When he's got ants in his pants!"

"It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope."

"I like my girls like I like my windows... 7"

"If you can make a woman laugh, you're almost there.......... If you're almost there & she laughs, now that's a different thing....."

"People with gender dysphoria tend to be great businessmen. Every action they take is a trans-action."

"What's an Australian kiss? The same thing as a French kiss, except it's Down Under."