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Joke of the Day
"When is an aardvark jumpy? When he's got ants in his pants!"
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"Whats the hardest part about slaughtering a pig? He keeps saying ""I have a wife and kids, please don't kill me, I'm just doing my job"""
"my wife said ive got a drink problem over the holidays........ .........yes you're right , ive only got one mouth. badum tsss."
"The guy who spelled 'Wednesday' like that sure pulled off some shit."
"Why didn't the koala get a job? He didn't have enough koalifications!"
"Whitney Houston's last hit was ... off a crack pipe."
"How many jews died in the holocaust? Not enough"
"Sometimes I feel like I've traveled back in time, and that I'm not supposed to do anything that screws up a future that I've forgotten."
"If you tell me your kid is 22 months and I buy it a beer, that's on you. That is your bad."
"A pirate walks into a bar with a ships wheel between his legs The barkeep asks if he knows he has a wheel there.. He replies, ""Yarr, it be driving me nuts!"""