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Joke of the Day

"If you can make a woman laugh, you're almost there.......... If you're almost there & she laughs, now that's a different thing....."

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"knock knock..."
"Rumors. Well at least you're spreading something else besides your legs."
"What do you call a fish with no eye's? a fsh"
"*pulls out earbud* What? ""We need to talk."" *pulls out earbud* ""You've been spending too much time at Chernobyl."" *pulls out earbud* No way"
"Why did the golfer wear two pair of pants? In case he got a hole in one."
"I saw Michael J. Fox in a gardening centre the other day... He had his back to the fuchsia."
"The person who discovered electricity... Must have been quite shocked!"
"Safety first. Just kidding, coffee first. Safety's like third or fourth."
"Did you know a hummingbird has to consume half its body weight in sugar every day and that I don't have to do that but I still also do that?"