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Joke of the Day

"My Pope joke effort Tried to buy some of the second hand stuff the Pope's selling on Vatican eBay but the payment service is down. Fucking Papal."

"If I have 10 cookies and someone takes one away - how many cookies do I have? 10 cookies and some bloody knuckles"

"How are girlfriend like cults? You have to prove your devotion before you're welcomed into the folds."

"What do you call spaghetti that carries a fake ID? an impasta!"

"What do you call a politically correct boat? A censorship"

"What is a buttress? A female goat."

"Self Detonation is a real blast.. Or so I've heard.. C4 yourself."

"you know how when geese migrate in a v shape, sometimes one side of the v is longer - Do you know why? more geese"

"DONKEY-ONION HYBRID Q: What do you get when you cross donkey DNA with an onion? A: A piece of ass that will bring tears to your eyes."

"How did Donald Trump won with his poor vocabulary? He's the only candidate that America finally understands.."