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Joke of the Day

"How did Donald Trump won with his poor vocabulary? He's the only candidate that America finally understands.."

"Cowboy:"" Give me three packs of condoms, please."" Cashier:"" Do you need a paper bag with that, sir?"" Cowboy: ""Nah...She's purty good lookin'...."""

"Q. What is a brunette between two blondes? A. An interpreter."

"Have you ever had North Korean food? No? Neither have they."

"It seems women are not content with just being women these days. First there was Beyonce with ""If I was a boy"" now there is this Bieber chick with ""If I was your boyfriend"""

"What do you call an explosion in a Frencg kitchen? Linoleum Blown-apart."

"What kind of birds go to church every Sunday? Birds of Pray"

"Friday night is Fred Flintstone sliding down the dinosaur's back."

"Seeing jelly in the peanut butter jar is gross, that's why it's important to lick the knife before you stick it in there."

"What does a woman's A**hole do when she has an orgasm? He's at home watching the kids"