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Joke of the Day

"How did Donald Trump won with his poor vocabulary? He's the only candidate that America finally understands.."

"Masturbation should be considered a craft... as it is 100% hand made."

"Skateboarding has its pros and cons."

"Beaver 1: our house has been flooded... Beaver 2: dam"

"I just found out that his full name is actually....Vehicle Identification Number Diesel."

"What is a difference between those who left USSR for Canada in 1972 and those who left USSR in and after 1991. In 1972, people ran from Socialism, and in 1991 into Socialism."

"I once threw a fish off of the roof of my house. I guess you could say the bass dropped."

"When it comes to penis size I'm happy to report that I'm actually a little above average. Thank god for Asians."

"Bread: For when you want to wrap your food with other food, then eat it."

"I asked a frenchman what his favorite game console was I don't think he understood me though, he just replied ""oui""."