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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a politically correct boat? A censorship"

"Damn girl, if you was a fruit you'd be a fineapple, if you was a vegetable, I would visit you in the hospital as often as I could."

"Men and women stalk differently. Men will drive by at night. Women will show up at your job and smash your stuff in front of everyone."

"I hate being bipolar It's awesome"

"Why did the man with no hands go to the doctor? Because he didn't feel well."

"So I just saw the music video for Radioactive, and if you think fighting stuffed animals is weird... ...Imagine Dragons."

"If NASCAR wants me to believe it's not a sport for idiots, they should stop reminding the drivers to start their engines."

"Social Security exists in 60 years... That's the joke. There's no more to it"

"How do you make an ugly baby? Ask your parents."

"A man goes to a bar with his autistic girlfrien, what happens next is mindblowing... Really guys ? Again ? This is the 3rd clickbait joke today"