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Joke of the Day

"If I have 10 cookies and someone takes one away - how many cookies do I have? 10 cookies and some bloody knuckles"

"The doctor says I cut my sentences short."

"Did you hear what happened to Lot's wife? She got assaulted"

"On a scale of 0-1... How much do you love binary?"

"I like my women like i like my coffee... Silent."

"Let's get this out of the way now. Next Wednesday, the date will be 12-12-12. Happy?"

"I ate some bad Greek food now I falafel."

"There's a band called 1023mb They haven't had any gigs yet."

"[speed dating] Anyway, do you have a baby hedgehog? ""No."" *I take a deep breath and roll my eyes* [timer beeps]"

"You know who could really get a party started? Lenin."