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Joke of the Day

"DONKEY-ONION HYBRID Q: What do you get when you cross donkey DNA with an onion? A: A piece of ass that will bring tears to your eyes."

"Sometimes I just tuck my knees into my chest and lean forward That's just how I roll"

"Did you hear about the injured condiment? He had to be rushed to the Mayo Clinic."

"What do you call a person who is happy on a Monday? Unemployed."

"I usually roll around in the magazine aisle at Barnes and Noble before a date because I want to smell nice, but I'm on a budget."

"An optician fell into his lens grinder... and made a spectacle of himself."

"I met a dwarf the other day... He was a pretty average guy; a little mean"

"I like my women how I like my coffee. Black, ground up and in the freezer."

"I'm sorry, the number you have dialed is imaginary. Please rotate your phone 90 degrees and try again."

"50 cent is so broke I bet two of him couldn't even make a dollar."