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Joke of the Day

"They should make a competition on who can wipe on the toilet the fastest. But I wouldn't enter, because I couldn't give a shit"

"Don't cry, that onion didn't deserve you anyways."

"""I'm on the Reich track baby, I was born this race."" -Nazi Gaga"

"What do you call a snake on viagra? Rod!"

"What did the pig say on a hot summer day? I'm bacon!"

"*sets up booth, hangs up sign ""$5 Mustache Rides!"" *nobody shows up. I knew I shouldn't have named the damn pony 'mustache'"

"I can prove that every redditor can read other people's minds Other people's minds"

"What is the difference between dog shit and black people? One eventually turns white and stops stinking."

"TIL Condoms have serial numbers.. ..but I've never rolled one down far enough to find out.."

"What do you call an anthropomorphic car that's attracted to itself? Autosexual."