73184

Joke of the Day

"I passed out drunk at a party and I woke up to some random dude blowing me.... I yell at him angrily ""As soon as you're finished, I'm kicking your ass!"""

"I've just discovered a method for making wool out of milk! But doesn't that make the cow feel a little sheepish?"

"Why are football grounds odd? Because you can sit in the stands but can't stand in the sits!"

"If a four-legged animal is a quadruped and a two-legged animal is a biped What's a tiger ? A stri-ped !"

"Psychiatrists say girls tend to marry men like their fathers. That is probably the reason mothers cry at weddings."

"__________________________________________ Just drawing the line somewhere on R/Jokes"

"Why is Easter like whipped cream and a cherry? Because it's always on a sundae!"

"Ignorance is a palindrome"

"What did the man put on his car when the weather was cold? An extra muffler."

"Can someone come to my house and tie me to my toilet? I keep falling off. I shit, you knot."