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"How can you tell if you're Canadian (Italian joke) Go to a cliff and yell ""Mangia"". If your echo says "" cake""...."

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"BRB YOU GUYS, I GOTTA DO THIS FACEBOOK QUIZ TO FIND OUT WHAT BREED OF CAT I AM"
"How do you get fifty old women to say f**k? Shout ""Bingo!"""
"I used to work at a fire hydrant factory. Benefits were good, but the parking was terrible."
"Why wouldn't Jeffery Dahmer go down on Terri Schiavo? Because cannibals don't eat vegetables."
"""Are you smarter than a 5th grader?"" Me: ""Sometimes?"" ""Are you smarter than a 16 year old?"" Me: ""Always."""
"What do we say to the god of procrastination? Not today."
"What do you get if you cross a Beatle and an Australian dog ? Dingo Starr !"
"My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard & they're like ""How did your milkshake develop a gravitational pull that was gender specific?"""
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