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Joke of the Day
"How did the french guy feel when he got hit by a piece of bread? He felt pain."
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"What's the difference between jam and jelly? I can't jelly my dick up your ass."
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"What did Mary give her cheating husband for Christmas? A bullet."
"Sorry I commented ""yikes"" on that pic of your baby you posted on facebook."
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"If I were a drug dealer and rapper... ...my stage name would be MC M-Prime."