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Joke of the Day

"Two guys walk into a bar... you would think the second guy would duck."

"Did you hear about the new housing being built where dwarves can live at no charge? It's called the ""Stayfree Mini Pad"""

"it's party time let's dance !"

"Where did Saddam Hussein keep his CDs? In Iraq"

"My girlfriend broke up with me. She said I didn't listen to her or something. Idk I wasn't really paying attention."

"Ill A very ill man goes to his doctor, he asks the doctor what to do. 'Take a lot of mud baths' the doctor says. 'Why?' the man asks. 'So you can get used to the ground of course!'"

"My review of your face: Good, quality face. Would look again"

"I just read a long article about Japanese sword fighters. If you want, I can samurais it for you."

"I wish Candy Canes were shaped less awkward and tasted more like cocaine."

"I am looking at my neighbor's wife through the wall with this new thermal imaging scope. She's hot!"