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Joke of the Day

"How do you get Dick from Richard? You ask him nicely."

"Loneliness can make you do some strange people."

"I always like seeing those ""Baby on Board"" stickers because it's nice to see agreeable babies out there."

"Why do all blacks have acne? Because they all have black heads."

"Never refer to a woman as a bitch. Instead, refer to her as beautiful. Bitches love being called beautiful."

"What stopped the beaver's crime spree? The damming evidence"

"I'm thinking of taking up animal hoarding. Where can I get 37 armadillos this time of night?"

"How does a musician make a million dollars? They start with 2 million."

"Bartender: What will you have? Me: Whiskey BT: Straight? Me: Except for that one time in college. BT: Me: BT: Me: How 'bout them Red Sox?"

"Remember when we were all like ""FACEBOOK MOVIE WITH JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE?!'"