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Joke of the Day

"Things we can't say by color. Things a white person can't say: The ""N"" Word. Things a black person can say: ""Thanks for the warning officer."""

"Survey: Are you a Democrat or a Republican? Me: Labels are for soup cans Survey: Can you tell us which way you're leaning? Me: Clam chowder"

"Where was the male lion's favorite vacation spot? Maine"

"What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? *gagging*"

"Why were the Indians here first? because they had reservations"

"ME: help someone caught my wife in a big net 911: where M: between 2 trees in our yard 911:a hammock? M: idk what his name is just send help"

"Why can't you eat soup in the Matrix... Because there is no spoon...."

"I really envy Gay couples At least then both people like anal. I have to keep pulling my girlfriends thumb out of my ass."

"What do you call two crows flying together? An attempted murder."

"I'm no expert, but I would guess the internet really affected encyclopedia sales."