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Joke of the Day

"Big explosion down at the Cheese factory today... I guess it completely leveled the place, All that was left was Da Brie."

"Did you hear about the guy who died of a Viagra overdose? They couldn't close his casket."

"My mom always said that I'd never find a man dumb enough to marry me. Well, I showed her..."

"Joan Rivers is just like Soldier Field... She used to be a National Historical Landmark before all of the modifications."

"Yo mama so fat Her shirt size has more x's than a 12 Year olds gamertag"

"What's the difference between Rutgers and Rikers? One turns young people into horrible human beings and the other is jail."

"Some of you need to be driven out to the country and released back into the wild"

"They say honesty is the best policy, but quite frankly, I think a million-dollar life insurance policy on a super old dude sounds better."

"Russian history in five words ...and then it got worse"

"Putin denies Russian naval exercises in Finnish waters, claims that sonar readings ""were misinterpreted"". Whoops, wrong sub."