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Joke of the Day
"Yo mama so fat Her shirt size has more x's than a 12 Year olds gamertag"
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"How do you keep an amish girl happy? Two men a night."
"Why is Darth Vader's helmet so phallic? ...because when they hid Luke & Leia from him, they removed his force kin."
"What is it with Russians and their track suits? Because back in Soviet day, suit track you."
"I invented a time machine... ...next week."
"I hate it when you tell someone a lie to sound interesting and then you have to keep it up for several years because you married them."
"Heard about the news the acientist allover the world have been talking about? There amazed how there are only 7 planets left after i destroyed URANUS."
"What do you tell a conductor when they lose control of their orchestra? Go Bach and get a Handel on it!"
"How do you stay hidden in the Desert? Camal-Flage"
"If you say ""cash money"" around me, Don't act surprised when I kick you in the ""balls nuts"" See how stupid that sounds?"