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Joke of the Day

"How can you tell a sumo wrestler from a feminist? A sumo wrestler shaves his legs."

"How many hipsters does it take to change a light bulb? It's an obscure number you've probably never heard of."

"I love babies... ...but I can't finish a whole one."

"What do you call a stoner working at a repair shop? High maintenance"

"The picture heading read ""Panorama!"" I thought it said ""Paranormal"" I wasted hours staring at these elongated images looking for ghosts."

"Women are like a 1000 piece puzzle... Hard to finish in 10minutes"

"Why shouldn't you look at a cup of ranch? Because it's still dressing."

"teacher: are u a visual thinker, auditory thinker, or kinesthetic thinker me: oh im not a thinker"

"I guess I now know what the Pope is giving up for lent."

"ME: Guess who was just promoted to be the new CEO! COWORKER: Amanda. ME: Why would you assume it's a man?"