197249
Joke of the Day
"How can you tell a sumo wrestler from a feminist? A sumo wrestler shaves his legs."
Next Joke
"What do you call a sleep walking nun? A roamin' Catholic."
"Why are oceans so salty? Because the Earth is always tilted."
"What is the best way for a pet shop to get business? Word of mouse."
"It's unlucky to glance over your shoulder while wearing a sweater made of rabbit wool... Don't look back in angora."
"How do you prevent alcoholism? Shots."
"""Talent imitates, but genius steals."" bilbous."
"Because 'brunch' sounds better than 'I slept until 2pm, I have a hangover and I want pancakes.'"
"I ate catnip today. I enjoyed it, but the cat sure didn't."
"Trying to be less negative but it'll never work."