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Joke of the Day

"What's yellow and always points to the north? A magnetic banana."

"What hood was the Swedish cholo from? StockHOLMES!"

"Seaside Treats by Rhoda Donkey"

"It's unwise to cut down a forest on your own. It usually takes tree fellers or more."

"Someone snuck aboard the Death Star and stabbed Darth Vader with a lightsaber. It was a space in Vader."

"How do you starve a black person? Hide their welfare check under their work boots."

"The only thing Bill Cosby did wrong was pudding. ...pudding his dick where it doesn't belong."

"Maybe the baby wasn't on board. Maybe the baby was against the whole thing."

"There's two types of people in this world: those who finish their sentences,"

"What's green, fuzzy, has four legs and would kill you if it fell out of a tree and landed on you? A pool table"