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Joke of the Day
"What's yellow and always points to the north? A magnetic banana."
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"Someone asked me if I'd found my soulmate and I was like lol I cant even find my debit card."
"Why do the Romans use more eggs in their omelets than the French? Because the Romans feel that when it comes to eggs, you can't have too many ovum. But in France, they believe that one egg is un ouef."
"how was copper wire invented? 2 jews found the same penny"
"[1st Day working at Hotel California] Guest: Id like 2 check out Me: Sure! Youre all set! G: Thanks! [Leaves] Boss: Can I see u in my office"
"Two men walk into a bar. The first man is okay, but the other suffered a terrible head injury."
"Doctor: It's been weeks since we restored your vision. Thoughts? ""I can't believe that British guy from the Geico commercials is a lizard."""
"Bathrooms have Changed from being a Singing Studio, to a Photo Studio."
"How many programmers does it take to change a lightbulb? Zero."
"How does a black woman fight crime? She has an abortion."