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Joke of the Day

"Jackasses and Onions What do you get when you cross a Donkey and an Onion??? You get a great piece of ASS that brings a tear to your eyes!!!!"

"Love is fun, but it's not going to pay the bills its a lol"

"What do you do if a buff black man slaps your girlfriends ass? Tell his owner"

"As an American of Chinese decent, I offered my services to help Trump to build his wall. He replied that he didn't think it would be a good idea for me to build the barrier in my own internment camp."

"I joined a 12-step program for people addicted to 12 step programs, Anonymous Anonymous. The 1st step is admitting you don't have a problem."

"Do you have a turn down? Turn down for what?"

"I went to the butchers and asked if he had a lambs head No he replied, it's just how I come my hair."

"I was wondering why I wasn't picking up any chicks recently, but then I realized my Monster energy sticker fell off my car"

"Last week I chopped my neighbour's tree and now it's growing back because his-tree repeats itself..."

"A little girl is having a tea party with her teddy bear.... ""Would you like anything to eat Mr. Bear?"" The bear responds:""No, I'm stuffed."""