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Joke of the Day

"Who let the docs out? Google. Google docs."

"There are 10 types of people Those who don't understand Binary, and 01110100 01101000 01101111 01110011 01100101 00100000 01110111 01101000 01101111 00100000 01100100 01101111 00101110"

"I booked some Star Wars impersonators for my son's birthday, but I've just had a phone call saying that their people carrier's broken down. All I know is that they're in a Galaxy far, far away."

"Another Twilight movie? God I hope Abraham Lincoln shows up and slays every last one of them."

"Why could Edward not leave his driveway and get back to his home country? He was Snowden."

"Why did the alcoholic quit his acting career when the audience jeered at him? He couldn't handle his boos."

"My wife asked me what I wanted for my birthday. I told her I wanted to film a sex tape. I was surprised when she agreed but now it's awkward because she thought I meant with her."

"What do you call a magic dog? A Labracadabrador!"

"FACT: If you can trick a British person into saying ""fortnight"" they have to become your butler."

"Why did the movie scene have a rusty pan? Because Rusty thought the scene in the book was better. I'll show myself out. This is a horrible joke."