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Joke of the Day
"Who let the docs out? Google. Google docs."
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"Why do white girls always hang out in odd numbers? Because they can't even."
"What do you call a black person from Niger? A Nigerian, you racist"
"""Doctor I get heartburn every time I eat birthday cake."" ""Next time take off the candles."""
"""Huge hole found growing on surface of Sun"" *drops string cheese* ""This hole is no cause for alarm"" *picks up string cheese*"
"When a coworker tells everyone he proposed, I'm the guy that asks, ""So, what did she say?"" I'm funny that way."
"[at the aquarium] Son [pointing at a large tank]: daddy what's that Me: tank Son: no what lives in the tank Me: water"
"Lazlo's Chinese relativity axiom No matter how great your triumphs or how tragic your defeats-approximately one billion Chinese couldn't care less,"
"What do you call a nice Canadian meal on a colorful roof? Poutina."
"Ordered a honey bee kit off Amazon. Can't wait to tell my co-workers all the benefits of honey that I Googled right before telling them."