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Joke of the Day

"ME: honey, it's really muggy out today WIFE: if I go outside & all our mugs are on the front lawn, I'm leaving u ME: *sips coffee from bowl*"

"You're spending a lot of time at that computer screen. Have you had your eyes checked? No they've always been blue!"

"What do you call an Arab who flies a plane? A pilot, you racist motherfucker."

"Burger King is preparing to introduce a new turkey burger. Pigeons are beginning to disappear."

"Dyslexic's of the world... ...untie!"

"Billy Connolly Tells Just About the Funniest Story Ever"

"Are people in culinary school required to do dessertations?"

"Timmy walks in on his mother getting dressed... Now you're thinking of the time you saw your mothers breasts."

"What's red and goes ""Oh, Oh, Oh!""? Santa walking backwards."

"The difference between BLM and the KKK? Honestly, it's black and white."