197160

Joke of the Day

"Did you know in the state of Kentucky, if you divorce your wife.... She just becomes your cousin"

"I have a friend called 'Tiba' Sometimes I think he's a bit backwards"

"What's the worst part of running into your ex? You have to get out and check to see how bad your car is damaged."

"If sex with three people is called a threesome and sex with two people is called a twosome... then I know why people call you handsome."

"Two homeless guys are watching a dog lick it's nuts... ... One says to the other ""I wish I could do that"" The other scoffs and replies ""you'd wanna ask him first"""

"The first time I got up close and personal with a girl was round the back by the school bins. In hindsight, I wish I hadn't looked into that rubbish bag."

"What did the pirate pirate say on his 80th birthday? ""I can't believe I'm still illegally downloading movies at this age!"""

"I like my women like a surgeon likes his patients Drugged and Unconscious"

"My brother won a prize for staying in a hospital bed for a really long time. He got a trophy."

"A lot of people don't realize that Shania Twain's father, Mark, was actually a pretty good writer."