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Joke of the Day
"Did you know in the state of Kentucky, if you divorce your wife.... She just becomes your cousin"
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"I have an archaeology exam tomorrow And it doesn't matter if I pass or fail because either way... My future's in ruins."
"Who wants gold? amuse me first...hahaha"
"I was sad to lose an arm wrestling match to a woman, but I felt better after I found out she was a man. Then sad again because we had sex."
"Every girl on Tumblr smells like Chapstick and cats."
"Marrying a divorced man is ecologically responsible. In a world where there are more women than men, it pays to recycle."
"Dayum girl, did you fall down from heaven? Cuzz ur face is fcked up."
"What's the difference between a lentil and a chickpea? I wouldn't pay to see a lentil."
"Life is like a box of chocolates If you're fat it's not going to last long."
"I like my women like I like my smartphones Slender and Korean"