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Joke of the Day
"I like my women like I like my smartphones Slender and Korean"
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"Bill:""My homework is really difficult tonight I've to write an essay on an elephant.""? Bert:""Well for a start your going to need a big ladder.."""
"What's the difference between USA and USB? One has standards"
"My wife just told me she's pregnant. God, I hope it's not mine."
"Ouija board just told me it's still waiting on a grandbaby and I was like lol Mom when did you die"
"One fun thing about having a crappy car is abruptly shutting off the air conditioner on the highway and pretending you have a hyperdrive."
"A man walks into a bar in Westeros And the bartender says ""stop speaking in third person Jaqen for fuck's sake"""
"A Chinese man goes to the optician and the doctor tells him he has a Cataract. That Chinese man says ""no, I have a BMW""."
"I should have seen this breakup coming.... The nicest thing she ever said to me was, ""Oh wow, that car almost hit you."""
"My New Year's resolutions: 1. Stop making lists. B. Be more consistent. 7. Learn to count."