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Joke of the Day
"I've never approached even 10% of Aerosmith's level of excitement that a dude looks like a lady."
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"Argon walks into a bar... bartender says, ""we don't serve your kind"". Argon doesn't react. How noble of him."
"Family dinner. I was halfway through my 2nd egg roll before I realized everyone else at the table had been praying for the last 7 minutes."
"Don't look out of the window Betty people will think it's Halloween."
"""your whole family suffers from chronic constipation?!"" no shit."
"Now we're going to say some shit to scare old people. -the local news"
"How do you keep a idiot waiting? I'll tell you guys later."
"[Biblical Times] God: oh shit Angel: what? God: I just realized I've been leaning on the frog button."
"What's the difference between England and a cup of tea? The teabag stays in the cup longer."
"A proton walks into a bar ... Tells the bartender, ""You don't serve my kind here"". ""Really ?!"", asks the bartender. ""I'm positive""."