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Joke of the Day
"How do you keep a idiot waiting? I'll tell you guys later."
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"""I"" before ""E"", except after ""C"". That's an efficient rule. Very efficient. Yep...efficient."
"I had long suspected a rival robot lumberjack of stealing my wood So I checked its log files."
"Short joke What do you call a short person that knows Martial Arts? Midjitsu!"
"A recent study states that people should only shower every 3-4 days. ""Stop being an idiot,"" said one wife who lives in my house."
"If We Elect Donald Trump President."
"I like my coffee like I like my women... No Penis"
"Police: How did they break in? Me: I have a fake garden rock w/a key inside. Police: They found it? Me: They threw it through the window."
"Reddit, I need your darkest Christmas jokes to put in my Christmas cards!"
"FLIGHT ATTENDANT: sir calm down ME (having panic attack): sorry I've never flown before PILOT (over intercom): dont worry neither have I lol"