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Joke of the Day

"BBQ club Do you want to join my BBQ club? > are there any girls in it? No, right now it's just a big ol sausage fest"

"What has 12 breasts and 24 teeth? The night shift at Waffle House."

"a boss is like a diaper always on your ass and edventually full of shit"

"What's a 6.9? Another great thing ruined by a period"

"What do you call a well-hung gay man? Fruit by the foot."

"There's this woman in my office who is wearing the same outfit as yesterday and she reeks of tequi......ok it's me."

"How do you know an angle is dead? When it shows no vital sines"

"Next time a stranger talks to me when I'm alone, I will look at them shocked and whisper ""You can see me?"".."

"What type of cow produces both milk and potatos? Your Mother."

"I was inept with girls in high school. Once I tried to unhook a bra strap and accidentally made a macrame plant hanger."