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Joke of the Day
"In the jungle, the mighty jungle. Cecil sleeps forever."
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"I'm going to post an original joke on r/jokes."
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"Nick Clegg I just found out he was a politician! I thought Nick Clegg was just what you do to stop Oscar Pistorius from getting away."
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"Sometimes I think... ...but usually I dont."