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Joke of the Day
"What do you call an explanation of an Asian cooking show? A wok-through."
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"How many atheists does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They don't believe in a higher power."
"Did you know Helen Keller had a swing set? She didn't know either"
"Sorry, but Apple making driverless cars isn't breaking news. It's been going on ever since they introduced the iPhone."
"Some people get their friends to do their bidding by offering favors or compensation. I just threaten to throw their iPhones in the toilet."
"What do you call an alien with three balls? E.T. the extra testicle."
"Who is the Gorillas' favourite playwright? Eugene O'Neill - who wrote 'The Hairy Ape!'"
"Three guys walk into a bar... John Wick kills them with a pencil. A fucking pencil."
"DOING NF NOW! ign OpticVpredz [x1] [xboxone]"
"What do you call a black-white-black-white.... What do you call a black-white-black-white-black? A nun falling off the stairs!! A really old one there."