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"All I need to know about you is defined by whether you ask for a cup or a cone when ordering ice cream"

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"What do you call a group of polar bears that support Donald Trump? A basket of depolarbears"
"dave chappelle as a BLACK WHITE SUPREMACIST http://www.shortform.com/chocolatethunder/weheartcomedy/dave-chappelle-black-white-supremacist"
"Spent an extra 7 bucks on gas trying to get it to stop at an even amount"
"Do you know that condoms have serial numbers on them? No? I guess you haven't rolled them down all the way."
"A man at a pub told me that he has no anus I told him he's full of shit"
"What's Mexico's national sport? Cross country"
"Did you hear Jared Fogle got sentenced to 15.5 years in prison today? Under 16, that is a big win for him.   Credit to /u/RandomExcess"
"I am opening a new restaurant... ...called ""Whatever. I Don't Care"". Gonna make a killing on date night."
"How do people in Iowa get elections? By watching corn!"
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