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Joke of the Day

"Do you know that condoms have serial numbers on them? No? I guess you haven't rolled them down all the way."

"A black woman has five kids all named Jamal, how does she tell them apart? By their last names."

"People that over-exaggerate are the absolute worst."

"Two antenna met on a roof... fell in love and got married. The wedding wasn't much but the reception was *excellent*."

"What do you call an astronaut who loves himself? A NASAccist!"

"If you are having sex with two women and a third woman walks in, what do you have? Divorce proceedings, most likely"

"I once met a prostitute that said she would do anything for $100 I said paint my house."

"I wish I was an American so that I had the right to bear arms. I'd probably go for panda bear arms because awwwww, so cute."

"Why are all the girls in my school dressed up like OP,s mom?"

"This hillbilly is traveling across Texas when a state policeman pulls him over. ""You got any I.D.?"" the patrolman asked."" ""'Bout what?"" the hillbilly replied."