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Joke of the Day
"A man at a pub told me that he has no anus I told him he's full of shit"
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"Eminem made $3.3 mil for 2 concerts over the weekend. Can't WAIT to hear his next album, about how shitty his life is"
"Accordion to a recent survey, replacing words with the names of musical instruments in a sentence often goes undetected."
"When I was a kid, I liked to lay face down in the snow with a boner and make ""snow girlfriends."""
"Why was I sentenced to 1 year in prison with 6 months probation after killing a nigger? On charges of impersonating a police officer."
"What's the difference between a prostitute and oreo? April Fools ya dumbitches!! There's no difference at all."
"Q: Why do women wear makeup and perfume? A: Because they're ugly and they smell bad."
"What did Truman Burbank's father say to him? Don't you worry don't you worry child, Seahaven's got a plan for you"
"Girl, you should be a life gaurd You so salty, all you got to do is jump in...."