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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a group of polar bears that support Donald Trump? A basket of depolarbears"
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"I invented telescopic arms for snooker players........and the rest is history."
"A different Roman walks into a bar... Hey cousin, want to go bowling?"
"You know instead of saying half a dozen you could just say 6, right?"
"My wife once told me "" Mike you're the only man who ever gave me multiple orgasms"", which pissed me off because my names not Mike"
"""I see that you're wearing a black shirt, so I'm going to be extra affectionate today."" -Cats"
"Went to the library today and asked have you got any books on mysterious disappearances? The librarian said "" Well, they used to be over there......"""
"What's the best way to stop a German train? *Axe* them nicely."
"Raising ones leg and releasing a loud fart is a proper response for any man who doesn't like his wife's tone of voice."
"Public speaking is a lot like being on a topless beach. It's only hard for the first few minutes."