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"A Wizard walks into a gay bar, and disappears with a poof."
"What kind of drink does a ghetto drinks? A GHETTOrade"
"A Pomeranian walks into a pomegranate convention, takes a second look at the flier and walks away disappointed."
"I'm getting married! Well, I have a new boyfriend! Okay, I have a date for tomorrow night! FINE. Shoe salesman said ""Come back soon""."
"My Dad told me ""always fight fire with fire""... And that's why he's no longer a fireman."
"And the LORD said unto John... ""Come forth and receive eternal life."" But John came fifth and had to eat the biscuit[.](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Soggy_biscuit)"
"The term ""Grammar Nazi"" is no longer as common It is now called the ""alt-write""."
"Chuck Norris doesn't see dead people. He makes people dead."
"""This movie is so awful & unfunny I refuse to air it EVEN on a Saturday afternoon.""- No one at Comedy Central ever"