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Joke of the Day

"Fred: Do you like the dictionary I bought you for your birthday? Harry: Sure. It's a great present but I just can't find the words to thank you enough."

"A committee has narrowed the search for a name for the newly hypothesised 9th planet. It's between Urpenis and Urvagina."

"TV is the best girlfriend Because, no matter what happens, I can always turn it on."

"Why was the Roman upset with the porn site? They only had XXX videos"

"Why don't Canadians do well on Wheel of Fortune? Because the host gets confused when they say ""I'd to buy a vowel eh."""

"The NFL has hired their first female referee. She will throw flags for penalties the teams committed 5 years ago."

"I tripped over my girlfriends bra.... I guess she planted a boobie trap."

"Did you hear the one about the umbrella in the trench coat and sunglasses? He was looking shady."

"Did you hear about the camper who refused to wake up? He was intent on sleeping in."

"Why are pirates so mean? I dont know, they just arrrrrrrrr!"