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Joke of the Day
"I'm almost always naked when ordering food It really weirds out the drive-thru attendant"
Next Joke
"At some point, a guy looked at an onion that was clearly purple & called it red. AND WE'RE JUST SITTING HERE LETTING IT HAPPEN."
"We all missed harambe Except the bullet!"
"""Full bath?"" ""Yes sir"" ""Double beds?"" ""Yes sir"" ""Pool?"" ""Yes sir"" ""Maid service?"" ""Yes sir"" ""WIFI?"" ""Yes sir"" ""Kids, I found a campsite!"""
"I've never had a beer explode in my car. I've never left a beer alone that long."
"Why was the math book sad? It had a lot of problems"
"This oatmeal tastes like I'm gonna need a doughnut."
"A horse walks into a bar And the bar tender says ""why the long face?"" The horse replies ""my wife just died of cancer."""
"What type of bees produce milk? Boo-bees!"
"Ladies; When a guy says he ""just wants to be friends"" he means with your v@gina."