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Joke of the Day
"What separates man from animal? The Atlantic Ocean."
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"I failed my Cultural Studies exam. The question was ""Describe the role that India plays in the modern world"". Apparently ""Tech Support"" is not the correct answer."
"If a tree falls in the forest, does anybody hear? Yes. Chuck Norris hears it. Chuck Norris can hear everything. Chuck Norris can hear the shrieking terror in your soul."
"Girl, you don't even know how crazy I am about you.... I'm thinking about digging my mom up so she can meet you."
"Coworker: I could care less! Me: How much less could you care? Coworker: I don't get it. Me: I noticed."
"I try to refrain from farting while I masturbate. For I am a gentleman."
"I told my friend she drew her eye brows on too high... She looked surprised."
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