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Joke of the Day
"If you are fat... If you are far, go to the UK, you will lose a couple of pounds"
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"I heard jesus was a pretty gay guy cause he got nailed by soldiers"
"Gf vs Wife Q: What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? A: 45 lbs. Q: What's the difference between a boyfriend and a husband? A: 45 minutes."
"Why did a kid get arrested for taking a home made clock into school? Sounds like he had already done the... time"
"This orange juice says shake well before drinking. *shakes juice and puts back in fridge then opens beer"
"Why American Names Are Like ""Jackson, Wilson, Markson..... Robinson, Kenson, Anderson, Davidson, Jemson, Johnson"" Because This Is The Easy Way For Mom To Remember Who Is Whose Son."
"...and the bartender says, ""sorry. We don't serve time travellers."" http://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/3lsvu6/a_time_traveller_walks_into_a_bar/"
"One day, a little boy wrote to Santa Clause, ""Please send me a sister."" Santa Clause wrote him back, ""Ok, send me your mother."""
"Q: What do you call a blonde that can suck a golfball through a water hose? A:Sweetheart!"
"What would happen if tarantulas were as big as horses ? If one bit you you could ride it to hospital !"