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Joke of the Day

"The baby changing station in this Chili's bathroom is broken I put the old baby in there and when I opened it back up it was the same one"

"Doctors write the prescriptions illegibly so you can't see that it says: ""This one has insurance. Don't kill him."""

"What does a Mexican say to piss you off? ""You are now Manuelly breathing."""

"how bout i spell YOUR name wrong, Stahrbux. hm? how bout i pronounce it wrong, too, huh? you like that? how's that feel, Stlerbecks?"

"All my exes are engaged, married, and/or have kids. I'm single. As far as I'm concerned, I've won."

"There's a cure for kleptomania! They make a pilfer that."

"I loaned a blind guy some money... It's ok though. He said he'd pay me back next time he saw me."

"What's the best thing about fingering a gypsy woman who's on her period? You get your palm red for free."

"You act like no one at work has ever asked you to apply ointment to a bunion before."

"Banned from Yelp for including ""the rat seems to be vulnerable to attacks from behind or when adjusting mask"" in my Chuck E Cheese review"