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Joke of the Day

"how bout i spell YOUR name wrong, Stahrbux. hm? how bout i pronounce it wrong, too, huh? you like that? how's that feel, Stlerbecks?"

"Why wouldn't you teach a woman how to ski? Because there's no snow between the kitchen and the bedroom.."

"If people had to spell something correctly before being allowed to criticize it, the internet would be a far more peaceful place."

"I lent a friend of mine $10,000 for plastic surgery Now I don't know what he looks like."

"What is the most breathless thing on television ? The Pink Panter Show !"

"Oedipus? I hate that motherfucker"

"Why did the apple pie get fired from his job? Because he showed up baked."

"My wife puts her pants on just like everyone else, but when she gets one leg in I push her over while she's off balance."

"What is ET short for? So he can fit in the spaceship."

"There aren't many sports that couldn't be improved by adding a bear."