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Joke of the Day
"What does a Mexican say to piss you off? ""You are now Manuelly breathing."""
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"An Ancient Roman walks into a bar.. Holds up two fingers and says ""Five glasses of wine please""."
"I was screwing my secretary... ...up the arse when my wife walked in. She said, ""You cannot do this to me. I said, ""I know that's why I'm doing it to her."""
"what do you call a young Chinese prostitute ? SUM YUNG HO"
"Why did the duck go to jail? For smoking quack!"
"My favorite joke from tonight's debate ""you have 2 minutes"""
"I want to buy the most elevated premium male deer, but it doesn't need to have the highest prize stag."
"Why was The Joker's US Passport application denied? Passports require proof of US citizenship and The Joker is a fictional character."
"I guess even though he's resigning, the pope is still against birth control- That's why he pulled out."
"I think i am allergic to leather. Every time i wake up with my shoes on, i have a huge headache."