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Joke of the Day
"There's a cure for kleptomania! They make a pilfer that."
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"Chuck Norris once worked as a weatherman for the San Diego evening news. Every night he would make the same forecast: Partly cloudy with a 75% chance of Pain."
"How do you make a hormone? You don't pay her."
"What time of day are you not able to find your watch? 4:04"
"3 things that happened today 1. My friend says he hates reddit 2. My friend gets hit by a bus 3. I loose my bus driver license"
"Kidnapping is the most misleading term ever I've had these kids in my trunk for an hour and I can't get them to stop screaming let alone nap"
"What do you call a deer that can't see? No eye deer. Say it fast and with a southern accent for full effect."
"Guys with a small penis seem to overcompensate by being a huge dick."
"Why are porn stars so good at studying for tests? Because they have photographic mammaries!"
"America's economy must really be in the toilet... The new $20 bill is only gonna be worth about $16"