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Joke of the Day

"How do you fit 15 Jews into a car? 2 in the front,3 in the back,and the rest in the ash tray."

"Theoretically, you can't really complain if there's a pubic hair on your everything bagel."

"Baby seal walks into a club... ..."

"Software boner. Why did the computer need Viagra? Because it had a 3.5 inch floppy disk."

"If you get raped... Then at least you know there is someone in the world who wants you."

"Freudians suck I used to be a neo-freudian, until I took ap psychology, (jung and horney)"

"Why your convertible is like the best girlfriend you've ever had (1) She enjoys when you're inside her (2) She squeals when you're going hard and fast (3) She takes her top off whenever you ask"

"A day or two after eating jalapenos I realize I've made a mistake That shit burns."

"I have been working on some jokes about Parkinson's disease. But the punch lines are all a bit shakey at best."

"My Girlfriend says if this gets 100 votes, We'll try anal. For God's sake, DON'T FUCKING VOTE! Her dildo is terrifying!"