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Joke of the Day

"My Girlfriend says if this gets 100 votes, We'll try anal. For God's sake, DON'T FUCKING VOTE! Her dildo is terrifying!"

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"A guy walks into a bar, and the bartender looks up and says... ""What is this, some kind of joke?"""
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"A moderator walks into a bar.., [removed]"
"the doctors gnash their teeth and howl through the night, but they dare not breach the lines of my apple orchard"
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