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Joke of the Day

"Theoretically, you can't really complain if there's a pubic hair on your everything bagel."

"What's the difference between a psychologist and a groundskeeper? One you need for a rough patch, the other you need to patch your rough."

"Why is it so hard to forgive hitler? Because he did nothing wrong"

"To all those that received a book from me for a Christmas present They're due back at the library today."

"Did you guys hear about Anonymous declaring war on ISIS? Looks like ISIS will finally get fucked by those 72 virgins they are always going on about"

"What do you get when you put 50 Politicians in a room with 50 lesbians? 100 cunts that don't do dick."

"If you win three games of Twister in a row you're automatically a yoga instructor."

"Two blondes are in geography class together... One asks the other ""Which is closer, London or the moon"" The other replies ""The moon, obviously, can you see London?"""

"Gay jokes aren't funny! I mean...Come on guys!"

"Women only call me ugly until they find out how much money I make Then they call me ugly and poor"