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Joke of the Day

"Baby seal walks into a club... ..."

"three gay guys are in a hot tub [NSFW] when a big blob of semen floats to the surface. one guy says while looking at the other 2 ""ok, who farted?"""

"Dad I have to poo! ""Dad I have to poo!"" No answer. ""Dad I have to poo!"" Still no answer. ""Dad I really have to poo!"" ""OK son, I'm pulling out."""

"What does a tech geek say when they're taking a shit? ""Clearing my cache."""

"Have you seen the clown that hides from gay people?"

"Jeb Bush Unanimously Confirmed by Senate for Secretary of Low Energy."

"I feel sorry for Justin Bieber. He's had to go to every Justin Bieber concert."

"I did a stand up gig once for the homeless. I said ""It's nice to see so many bums on seats""."

"What's the difference between a tribe of pygmies and a female track team? One is a cunning bunch of runts..."

"Hey, having a good conversation with the cashier? Great. Hurry the fuck up. We have lives, sort of."