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Joke of the Day
"Software boner. Why did the computer need Viagra? Because it had a 3.5 inch floppy disk."
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"[Mother's Day text to my wife] Don't let the kids know I sent this but do you know where we keep the powdered sugar and band-aids?"
"If a man sais he'll do something, he'll do it! You don't have to remind him every 6 months..."
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